small town and flat asses. everyone expect a selected bunch usually has a curse word in every sentence. crack heads and rich people all mixed together!
my friend and i hung out in accident maryland and got flipped off by a bunch of teens for no reason!
by jiijoeeee October 22, 2017
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B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
by pulec June 25, 2017
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Get the Accident mug.Dancing when one should generally not be dancing. Usually followed by regret, embarrassment, hangover.
"How was the wedding last night? Any accidance?"
"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."
"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."
"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."
"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."
by Dooodshhhh November 11, 2011
Get the Accidance mug.I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the I lost my hat in the accident mug.John: Hey pal, how's it going?
Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁
Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁
by Hoggg December 27, 2023
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