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Finches

A unit of measurement defined by half or less of a measurement of inches, for example, 12 inches would be 6 or less finches.
That wheel has a diameter of 2 finches.
by CommanderTartarSauce November 6, 2025
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Atticus Finch Effect

Someone who ages rapidly and becomes heavily unattractive by the time they’re 40-45. Their peak age of attractiveness is 16-30. It’s an unfortunate disorder which commonly occurs in smokers and white men.
“Have you seen how Gregory Peck looks after his apperance in To Kill a Mocking Bird? He’s for sure gone through the Atticus Finch Effect.”

“Damn, I thought Paul McCartney from The Beatles was called the ‘cute Beatle’ for a reason. But now you can really see the Atticus Finch Effect in him.”

“Your mom has gone through the Atticus Finch Effect, she looks like shit now.”
by VixenCloud October 17, 2022
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rachel finch

a really sexy woman who likes bread
by Big jugs March 19, 2017
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Finch

A dude that attempts to rape someone. Not quite Cosby , not quite Wiestien but more like Kavanaugh. Can also refer to an entitled person like Louis C.K who likes to showcase his unwanted penis to women that work with him.
" Cindy, I don't know what I'm gonna what I'm doing about that job interview, I heard a finch is a part of the board."
by FirmTits October 2, 2018
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finch

lame sarcasm, never funny, too stoned to grasp a moment. everything that is good and bad about rock music.
by mother of problems September 4, 2003
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girvin finch

girvin finch got hella DICK
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"
by AznWaWa April 28, 2021
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Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
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