Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.)
by SmithT June 16, 2007
She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.
by Goosey Goose January 08, 2011
Being verbally and mentally harassed every 30 seconds, much like Woody Woodpecker when he is drilling into a tree.
Dr: Chris did you get that done?!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!
by crippus2 February 18, 2015
Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.
by Magicswagbear July 12, 2015
He has a woody Blamire
by Joemama2405 November 25, 2022
by BentistCT June 19, 2022
woody money is when you are in the top 1% of the richest people in the world and dont worry about the cost when buying
by brynsta April 16, 2018