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Hung as Stuart Little

When you wake up in the morning and you are just simply hung like Stuart Little. It is essentially accepting defeat the morning after a night out consuming alcoholic beverages with the boys. Being hung like Stuart Little is probably one of the worst things possible and I do not wish it on my worst enemy.
Chad: Yo Brad, what the fuck happened last night?
Brad: Bro I don't even know, I'm as hung as Stuart Little.
by Beach a HolicXx August 5, 2022
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Stuart

A stuart: noun another term for a peadophile not usually very nice and own the shack with Ben the dog the sworn oath owner
#1 yo rked some Stuart followed me last night

Guy #2 did he take you to the shack
by Rstephenbro July 22, 2019
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stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition
One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts
by davidm998 May 25, 2016
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Stuart

Stuart is a person with a extremely small penis.
Stuart…Is it in yet? I can’t feel it….
by @hsiaisb4 November 22, 2021
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Stuart Jones

Stuart jones the unit he'll knock u out bruv
by fearlessmonkey8 October 13, 2021
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nicholas stuart

the sexiest narwal in the entire ocean, its the sassiest creature in the sea and has been known to cut a bitch if necessary.
I saw a nicholas stuart cut a bitch with uggs walking the shoreline taking instagram photos of the sunset.
by SoftAndDeadly October 28, 2013
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Stuart

Stuart is an amazing boy. Infact he is the best guy u will ever meet! My boyfriend is called stuart and he treats me like ima queen 👑 so i treat him like he is a king 👑. If you ever find yourself knowing a stuart and you like him, go for it because he is the kindest, loyalist, and most of all handsome. I love him so much. So dont make the wrong choice if u know a stuart.
Girl: i need someone who treats me like a queen, because ive been through alot!

Me: I have a stuart, maybe u should get one too!
by Imogen or stuart March 5, 2021
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