Tiny Pony

Pronounced: "Tie-nee pone-neee."
A tiny pony can refer to anything small, but generally best describes small men or little animals. Tiny pony can also refer to small anatomical parts of a man. "Tiny pony" can be used as a noun or an adjective, to describe something as very small or very cute/precious.
Did you see how short that guy was? What a tiny pony!
Awww, what a precious tiny pony puppy!
That guy I hooked up with last week was hung like a tiny pony.
by CBizzle12 December 08, 2010
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smack the pony

Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...
by jensvonbustenskjold July 27, 2011
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Pony Pounder

Some one who humps or has sex with horses, originating from Kitimat, BC
Dude, he's having sex with a horse.
Yeah, he must be a pony pounder from Kitimat
by halll April 12, 2011
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pony nibble

(n) gently nibbling on the underside of the scrotum.
bro 1: "that chick just gave me a pony nibble." bro 2: "i don't know how i feel about that." bro 1: "me neither, it was kinda weird."
by mary pappert November 27, 2011
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Pillow Pony

1. a homosexual male
2. a man who thoroughly enjoys having another man's penis shoved in his various orifices.
Guy #1: So...that guy they call "Frenchie" is a real pillow pony.
Guy #2: Really? You mean he likes it when other dudes cram their di...
Guy #1: Yes.
by fackyou2 April 21, 2009
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ghetto pony

A muscular dog (typically Rottweiler or Pit Bull mix) owned by an inhabitant of the ghetto. Young children of the ghetto therefore wish to own one of these for their own, similar to how suburban (and mostly white) children wish for ponies (as their parents typically own horses or exotic sports cars with horse branding)
"Roshanda wishes she had a ghetto pony so she could walk to the corner and not get shot or mugged"

or

"Paco didn't buy his daughter a ghetto pony for Christmas this year, just a picture of a Pit Bull with a message "Not Yours""
by josefresco December 07, 2006
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Pony Nose

Giving nose to vagina so hard she neighs like a pony. - or when you don't want to tell the truth. - a valid excuse
Hey What'd you do last Thursday?
Oh Nothin' really. Just pony nosed your mother!
WoHW!!! Pony nose? Really?
by aiammarino48 March 10, 2011
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