MOSES OKWECHIME

King of Dogging the boys and simping over his mates ex. He would rather ditch a group of mates and risk his friendships just to get HEAD

Person 1: Did you hear what that guy over there did?
Person 2: Yeah i did, must be Moses Okwechime

by JIMMMMMMYTHERAPPER June 21, 2020

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Moses Lake

Probably THE most boring town ever, it stinks most of the time, and if your looking for something to do, dont come here...well unless your idea of fun is fucking wal-mart. ZBut on the flipside, there is good fishing and weve got the dunes

Moses Lake is really really really gay

by Braeden Manor April 7, 2008

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Hoy Moses

1) A woman who is crazy and obsessed with a man and never moves on no matter how
clear it is he's not into her.

2) A totally pathetic woman who usually embarasses herself to get attention.

That chick Melody is one Hoy Moses!

Oh no everyone hide! Here comes Hoy Moses!

by The Wise Woman June 13, 2009

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Holy Moses

When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it

Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?

George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen

by jerafe May 30, 2019

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Moses Effect

n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.

Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.

Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.

by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016

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