Douche

1. An annoying, stupid, or otherwise obnoxiuously dumb person.
2. Femenine cleansing device.

also see "Douche Bag"

Person 1- Good Charlotte is the sh*t.
Person 2- Dude, you're a douche

by Joe April 02, 2004

Douch

doo-shay

A term of endearment. Used to describe a person who has douche qualities but presents a valid point.

The accent on the e in Douch

Person 1: I think everybody should be allowed one free punch to stupid kids. But you have to use it wisely.

Person 2: Ahh Douch

by The Almighty WaH September 04, 2010

Douche

n. Someone retarded.

n. Somebody that only takes in a relationship and never gives.

Ming, you are a douche person.

by WBAS June 15, 2010

douche

1. Anybody associated with "369", Attica or Le Noir
ie. Cassh, Lionel, Roger Pho, Roger Sung, Lenny
2. Someone who crashes their brand new Lamborgini LP 640
ie. Elroy

Cassh = king douche
Lionel = queen douche
Roger Pho/Sung = Douche face
Lenny = douche brains
Elroy = douche car

by le bag of the douche't August 21, 2008

Douching

The new fad which is similar to planking, owling, or tebowing in the respect that you preform this act while someone takes your picture.

A) To lift up your shirt and show off your stomach while flexing your other free arm no matter what everyone else is doing around you*

* The duck face is not necessary, but is optional. This is only if you wish to be an extreme douche bag.

John: Hey Tim, whats that dude doing over there?

Tim: Oh he's just Douching, it's one of those new fads. Its kind of like planking but way more stupid.

John: Oh I get it! He's basically acting like the Situation off the Jersey Shore?

Tim: Pretty much....

by #Winning! October 30, 2011

Douche

The simple act of cleaning something.

Hey Manuelo, would you mind Doucheing my rug. It smells like an ass

by William Gallagher June 21, 2006

douche

The derogatory name given to a person that makes an epic fail.

Person 1: Bad News!! I am working this Saturday. I have no idea why but I was convinced the run was on Sunday, apparently it's not anymore!! Sh*t the bed

Person 2: You Douche!

by douche-hater1 December 07, 2010