Kid 1: Hey, let's play hide-and-go-seek!
Kid 2: Okay! I'll start counting! 1, 2, 3...
67, 68, 69... 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!
Kid 2: Okay! I'll start counting! 1, 2, 3...
67, 68, 69... 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!
by The Joking Quace of Sparts December 21, 2010
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A number based from a sex position. the sex position became a number hundereds and hundereds of years ago.
by Chris Rutherford June 11, 2008
by phatmatt12345 April 29, 2008
by aplles April 13, 2008
A number which is universally recognized as a joke. It actually has many meanings, though some not so appropriate.
1. A sex position in which the male licks the female's vagina, while the female sucks the male's penis, often with the female on top of the male or vice versa.
2. The name of a famous American rapper.
3. A fucking number that comes before 70
4. Sex tonight.
5. Still reading this? You dirty minded piece of shit.
1. A sex position in which the male licks the female's vagina, while the female sucks the male's penis, often with the female on top of the male or vice versa.
2. The name of a famous American rapper.
3. A fucking number that comes before 70
4. Sex tonight.
5. Still reading this? You dirty minded piece of shit.
John : "Hey, me and my girlfriend are gonna 69."
Harry : "Oh really? Lucky you."
Teacher : "Alright class, turn your maths textbooks to page 69."
*Entire class snickers*
Harry : "Oh really? Lucky you."
Teacher : "Alright class, turn your maths textbooks to page 69."
*Entire class snickers*
by DeltaRidge July 02, 2022