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A forum website/geoguesser god that will ruin your life if you do something wrong
person: bro why tf does 4chan exist its full of pedos
4chan: 43.261.342.32
by loserwater February 14, 2024
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it's one of the darkest depths of the internet, the people on there are interesting people to say the least.
god forbid the anons happen to not like you, because when 4chan users don't like something, they'll gain a dangerous hate boner. (or should i say rage boner)
"i'm gonna go on 4chan" i said
"it'll be fun" i said
by dagr8estgamer June 27, 2024
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4chan

A website with 6 regions as of 2026:

/b/: Porn
/a/: Repressed homosexuals
/pol/: Mental illness
Half of all the other boards: Niche porn
The other half: Niche things you don't care about
/int/: The only fun board

Enjoy your stay. And remember: there's better out there.
We don't miss the good 4chan. We miss the living and relevant 4chan. Good 4chan never existed.
by OBlockHitler January 29, 2026
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A imageboard rulecucked to fucking death, it primarily isn't right wing anymore like many would like you to believe - instead (You) are stuck in the past and the teenaged pedophiles outnumber everyone (AI botted posts aren't accounted for in this comparison)

It was only formerly kewl & based, modern (start of the post 2015 4chan era or however the luggage is hauled) it is a botted, cia infested, janitor power abused & biased, captcha ridden, *intense* datamining honeypot for fakecels, troons and normieGODS alike

This wasn't a overexaggeration, 4chan got hacky hacked and has had leaks fact checking everything mentioned, just shut it down -

wait no actually it is shut down as of 14th of April '25, signs of a retvrn are slim.
4chan lost
kek
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4chan

A imageboard rulecucked to fucking death, it primarily isn't right wing anymore like many would like you to believe - instead (You) are stuck in the past and the teenaged pedophiles outnumber everyone (AI botted posts aren't accounted for in this comparison)

It was only formerly kewl & based, modern (start of the post 2015 4chan era or however the luggage is hauled) it is a botted, cia infested, janitor power abused & biased, captcha ridden, *intense* datamining honeypot for fakecels, troons and normieGODS alike

This wasn't a overexaggeration, 4chan got hacky hacked and has had leaks fact checking everything mentioned, just shut it down -

wait no actually it is shut down as of 14th of April '25, signs of a retvrn are slim.
4chan lost
kek
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4chan party van

Noun;
The 4chan party van is another name for the FBI truck that 4chan users usually see out side their house when they post or talk about Child Pornography.
Other 4chan users use it as positive term rather than a negative one. They say it will take them away to the internet where they can live happily will small children forever. This is a lie and is only mentioned by FBI agents.
Guy1: Hey guys, here's some CP!
Guy2: Dude that's not cool.
Guy1: Uh oh, the 4Chan Party Van is outside my house! They're coming in!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?
by Bobnonymous April 15, 2008
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4chan moderators

A group of losers with no respect in the real world so they convince themselves that by randomly banning people from their faggot board, that this somehow makes up for their utter pathetic state in life. They are self-deluded into thinking they are somehow elite because they moderate a crappy imageboard.
4chan moderators are fucking retarded pieces of shit with no lives who sit around all day thinking they're something great and that they have amounted to anything in life.
by Dude Regular June 19, 2011
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