February 22

National "kiss your girlfriend because she's the best girl you've ever had" day!

Guy 1: Bro have you kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: No, should I?
Guy 1: Of course! It's February 22! You have to!

by Rosethev February 17, 2020

July 22

If you know someone who is born on this day you know they are a bad bitch a funny ass motherfucka who got the whole squad laughing and is probably famous for being hilarious

Person one: omg he/she was born in July 22 that’s a bad ass funny ass bitch right there Person two : ikr

by yUhHhHHhHhgGhHhh January 31, 2021

January 22

January 22 Is the Day The Biggest Crackheads On This Planet Were Born. If You Were Born On This Day, You’re Most Likely The Funniest Of All Your Friends. Also Your Name Is Probably Chris.

Friend 1: “hey whens your birthday?”
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”

You: *Wink*

by Chrispbaconn October 29, 2019

March 22

Is when the hottest most cute people are born they get the most girls and will be rich

Bro he was born on March 22nd lucky

by Cardi makes me hard November 5, 2019

October 22

National regret things you did day.

Son: Hey it's October 22nd you know what that means...
Mom: The day where I regretted having you.

by Itellthetruthonlythetruth October 22, 2019

August 22

It’s national bad bitch day for bitches who aren’t bad but they’re bad, you know? These are the bitches with lil booties that jiggle and clap when they go downstairs after just getting out the shower. These are the bitches who ain’t got a fatty but got a f- okay lemme stop.

“Dayummmmmmm!!!! She born on August 22? Lemme hop on this real quick cause ion like big bitches, but I like big bitches. You feel me?”

by theytrynaeatcrack October 16, 2019

March 22

On March 22 all homies must cuddle with each other

Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd

by Sghsjabejdid March 21, 2021