KONY 2012 

A stupid campaign made by the controversial organization, Invisible Children, urging people to share some 30 minute long video that will somehow make Joseph Kony, a criminal in Africa, "famous." They clearly don't realize that the word they were looking for was "infamous," or that Mr. Kony hasn't even been very active for years now. One of the central figures in the organization, Jason Russell, had a public, drunk, naked melt down two weeks after this. Apparently it was just too much success.

Person who does no research: Yeah, KONY 2012! Save the Africans!

Person who does research: Good luck with that, idiot.

KONY 2012 by Rainbow Crash August 28, 2012

12/21/2012 

12/21/2012 is the day everyone says that the world will end because it was predicted by nostradamus and its the end of the mayan calendar. Some strongly believe in this, while others do not.

IF YOU BELIEVE IN THIS THEN BE PREPARED TO DIE. BUT IM GONNA LIVE MY LIFE HAPPILY INSTEAD OF BEING SCARED OF SOMETHING THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN. JUST STATING MY OPINION.

ME: do u believe in that 12/21/2012 stuff?
HER: yeah,i found out about it.
ME: you actually believe in that?
HER: yeah
ME: wow, its so stupid, i mean, did the world end on 6/6/06?
HER: its kinda like a proven fact that the world is gonna end in 2012
ME: HOW? GIVE ME PROOF.
HER: i have an entire book on it
HER: it had all the prophecies on it
ME: STUPID NOSTRADAMUS!
ME: well i want to let you know, its not gonna happen.
HER: okay
ME: DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BELIEVE THAT WERE GONNA DIE IN 6 YEARS?
HER: it doesnt matter cause were gonna die in the end anyway.
ME: WAY TO KEEP YOUR HOPES UP.

12/21/2012 by ImSoRaNdOm001 July 7, 2008

December 21, 2012 

The Day the world is "supposed" to end. But its the day that every single fuckery on this planet is gonna feel incredibly stupid when NOTHING HAPPENS.

Derp: Omigosh it's December 21, 2012!!!! THE WORLD IS GONNA END!

Me: Keep on talkin bitches......

December 21, 2012 by KalmYOURtits December 12, 2012

KONY 2012 

A scam. A huge propaganda that was needed to be given a reason for the U.S. or UN to intervene. These trendy idiots think buying the products of InvisibleChildren is really going to help. If you actually really want to help, go to the country. You think a revolution is going to happen behind the computer? Wow.

"Yeah I think i'm gonna buy this bracelet and nice looking shirt!"

"Brainwashed, media invested, social attached idiots. Kony 2012 is just a scam."

KONY 2012 by Jewelrynice November 7, 2012

Kony 2012 

A project on the internet to make Joseph Kony 'famous'. He is apparently the worst thing EVER, even worse than Hitler and Justin Bieber. He apparently trains kids to kill each other and mutilates their faces and shit in Uganda. However despite the bonerific quality of the video, produced by Jason Russel(who was caught masturbating in public days later), most people including myself think that its another load of overhyped shit made up as an excuse for Americans to exploit ugandan resources.

It also involves 'cover the night', a bullshit thing where people were supposed to hang Kony posters and shit on April 20. Only shitty graffiti saying 'stop konie now' was placed, usually in random colours.

I guarantee you this WAS HUGE fucking news in early 2012, just in case youre reading in future, but practically forgotten by this stage.

James: OMG Kony 2012 is like gonna change the world like OM-fukin'-G!!!!!!!111one1!

Kony 2012 by FPSJesus1996 October 29, 2012

Palin 2012

Makes everyone with a brain (read: democrats) absolutely shake at the thought.
There are signs advertising Sarah Palin to run for President in 2012.
Scary shit.

Palin 2012? Don't even joke, man. Don't even joke.

Yes we did.

Palin 2012 by Sharpie Rainbow March 26, 2009

Naperville North Class of 2012

Known for underachieving and being overall disappointing, the class of 2012 spends most of their time trying to convince you and themselves otherwise. Their parents are quick to sing their praises as they try and convince themselves that they didnt completely fuck up raising them.

A large number of students showed up drunk on the first day to their senior year thinking that was badass. They where all caught but got off easy because High School is as good as it's going to get for these douchebags and the Administration feels bad for them.

Their women are sleazy and easy but, will deny it tooth and nail. They are unable to accept the cold hard truth. While most of them will point to the herpes outbreak of the class below them they are not really better at all.

They are all exceptionally spoiled and pretend as if life is so hard for them all of the time. They act ghetto and to do not respond well to being told no by anyone.

This class is a sad reflection on Naperville North High School and the Town of Naperville, IL itself.

Parent of a Naperville North Class of 2012 student: Ohhh my kid is so smart they thought drinking on the first day of their senior year was a good idea.

Any reasonable person: Dont you feel responsible? They are your kids

Parent of a NN class of 2012 student: What do you mean? my childs below average GPA and ACT scores and over inflated Ego can't be my fault!

Naperville North Class of 2012 by neuquarules December 1, 2011