The act of disseminating false, misleading or contrived Instagram messages in order to ascertain possible security intrusion or confirm suspected account surveillance.
*Yo! I just scored me some dank gas. *Wanna try it?
✓But you don't do drugs, bro..
*(Yeah, I know. That was an ins-troll-gram...I think my account has been compromised).
✓But you don't do drugs, bro..
*(Yeah, I know. That was an ins-troll-gram...I think my account has been compromised).
by YAWA October 19, 2017
Get the ins-troll-grammug. a hostile email which renders the reader the feeling of being virtually bitch-slapped.
defn by Chris; edited by Tammy
defn by Chris; edited by Tammy
"It was just a simple question," Sally exclaimed as she checked her body for red handprints. "It definitely did not warrant a spank-o-gram"!
by TammyS December 9, 2008
Get the spank-o-grammug. Possibly the longest, most pointless, drawn out, disconcerting, boring process in all of mathematics. Finding the orthosomething basis for a matrix.
by DB|DB May 11, 2011
Get the Gram-Schmidt Methodmug. me: have you heard about the polish cow?
friend: yeah
me: do u know the lyrics
friend: Tylko jedno w głowie mam
me: Koksu pięć gram
friend: Odlecieć sam
me: W krainę za zapomnienia
friend: W głowie myśli mam
me: Kiedy skończy się ten stan
friend: Gdy już nie będę sam
me and my friend: Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
Tylko jedno w głowie mam
Koksu pięć gram
Odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam
Kiedy skończy się ten stan
Gdy już nie będę sam
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
friend: yeah
me: do u know the lyrics
friend: Tylko jedno w głowie mam
me: Koksu pięć gram
friend: Odlecieć sam
me: W krainę za zapomnienia
friend: W głowie myśli mam
me: Kiedy skończy się ten stan
friend: Gdy już nie będę sam
me and my friend: Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
Tylko jedno w głowie mam
Koksu pięć gram
Odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam
Kiedy skończy się ten stan
Gdy już nie będę sam
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
by ForzaHorizon June 24, 2021
Get the koksu pięć grammug. by Nooboob September 10, 2011
Get the 7 gram rocksmug. receiving less then satisfactory news about a grade or evaluation score after taking a test or evaluation and thinking you did rather well up until you got the grade or score back.
another way of having your ass handed to you.
another way of having your ass handed to you.
>hey Rachel, what did you get on our last criminology test?
>I got an 81%....you?
>I got an ass-o-gram..... I only scored 70%
>I got an 81%....you?
>I got an ass-o-gram..... I only scored 70%
by Bam 9 October 28, 2010
Get the Ass-o-Grammug. Portmanteau of "striptease" and "telegram". A Strip-O-Gram is a form of message delivery in which a man or woman will perform a striptease while singing or dancing. This type of entertainment is popular in many parts of the world. Typically, a Strip-O-Gram is a sexy gift given for a birthday, anniversary or bachelorette party.
At a recent bachelorette party, the Strip-O-Gram, dressed in a fireman's outfit, arrived to rescue the bride-to-be on his chopper and left 15 minutes later when he had put the fire out with his hosepipe..
by loverb6y September 8, 2013
Get the Strip-O-Grammug.