national grab dick day

on april 12th every year, girls go grabbing on guys’ crotches no matter the location. hoes get to come out their bag for 24 hours

“it’s april 12th, you know what that means?”
“of course, it’s national grab dick day! i already grabbed 4”

by ripcity13 May 25, 2018

suck my dick riley

suck my dick riley

you can suck my dick riley

by riley sucks indians August 2, 2018

fuck you suck dick

-something a teenage girl yells at you when she knows she is in the wrong
-something said when your pissed but can't find the words to express it

and when repeated in a story to coworkers everyone just looks a round and says what the fuck

-can also be shortened to FUSD (which sounds like some weird std)

on the sidewalk outside small shops:
Sales Woman: Excuse me but I know what you did and that was very immature of you even if you won't admit it!!
Stupid Girl: (turns around and screams) Fuck You Suck Dick!!!!!

by ElysiaJenKaitlyn March 12, 2008

make my dick cry

Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.

by Big Steve September 3, 2003

suck my dick backwards

sucking someone's area because they said something petty

you and your boyfriend can suck my dick backwards.

by braceface16 March 26, 2017

National suck dick day

April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked

Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works

by SuckywhodoyoK April 10, 2019

destroy your dick december

when you beat you meat all of december and eat fucking day jerk the fuck of every night , bich

hey dad did you compet in destroy your dick december

ya i did and i completeded whith out your mom knowing

how do you do it whith out a dick dad?

by naan eat you mamaa April 29, 2019