Dirty Calvin Pirate-A sex act carried out by persons with a naval fetish, whereby the participants stands naked in a room watching the BBC programme Sailor, wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, and using an Action Man naval figure to stimulate his/her rectum whilst loudly saying pirate phrases such as “Yaaah, for shame”, “Me blowhole be looser than a whales bottom” and “Heave ho, prepare to take me broadside”
“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”
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Get the dirty brady P mug.An absolutely filthy bint who lurks in back alleys and bushes, typically around Norfolk, preying on unsuspecting youths. Said youths fall victim largely because of the ravages of puberty blinding them to the absolute filth they find themselves fishing in.
Bint: last night was amaaazung, i cooked you breakfast
Youth: fml. bagged another dirty bit of kit, need to go to the clinic again.
Youth: fml. bagged another dirty bit of kit, need to go to the clinic again.
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Get the Dirty ash kaash mug.having so many illegitimate children that it's impossible not to commit incest, so you just keep plowing
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"yep, she could eat my bunghole like a greek goddess"
"yep, she could eat my bunghole like a greek goddess"
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