merkmaid man

A teenage male playing Call Of Duty while high as fuck and drinking Kool-Aid

Yo MerkMaid Man, let's go smoke another bowl!

by Dankmeemees May 20, 2017

a mans

A man or female that has their shit together; career, appearance, attitude, health, and life. They radiant dominant alpha energy. The biggest sign that you is a mans is that you know it and don't need others to tell you. Your confidence is contagious and makes you desirable. You also refer to someones significant other as a "mans" when they act up, or do something funny. BIG DICK ENERGYYYYYYYY

e.g.1

Becky: OMGGGG have you seen Chad,he sooooo hot!

Karen: Yes gurl, hes such a mans!

e.g. 2

Bro 1: your chick is acting crazy

Bro 2: whachuuu mean?

Bro 1: just get your mans b she out here wildinnnnn

by 1412bitch August 20, 2019

Man

A cruel creature that doesn't know Peace.

Damn, your man sucks ASS

by The Beatles' bigger than Jesus April 27, 2024

Man chubs

When two heterosexual friends communicate stimuli.

When two best friends agree in unanimous euphoria.

Ex: Bro, Beer- a is way better than beer-b, if I had to choose between the two.

BRO 2: so true bro

Bro1 Has man chubs for bro 2 nonsexually because they enjoy the idea of both agreeing on such an important bro topic.

by BrutalTurtle704 March 13, 2017

Pivot Man

In an odd numbered circle jerk, it is the man responsible for two other participants and any choreography or direction changes which are dictated by the experience level of the group.

Carl going to be the pivot man, he drew the short straw, so he's workin' 2.

by Muffy Tingstud May 31, 2024

Sbois Man

Nicest Man ever. Also super tall.

The Sbois Man is super cool.

by Walking Talking Stephan Hawkin May 13, 2024

Carrot Man

Logan Doig

Carrot Man deserves the death penalty as he is a ranga.

by JoshuaHawkins September 2, 2024