School

The place where they teach you useless knowledge but not about money, tax or how to get a job

The boss asks you something, What's your answer?:
A. The area of a square = (side)²
B. Horace Mann invented school in 1837
C. Make a diorama
D. Just do a cartwheel

by YEAH SCHOOL!! November 13, 2021

pinocchial school

A privately-run place of learning where you're taught how to cope with being made of wood, avoid honest work and formal education, and not be overly honest (this last skill also requires dat you be a really good whittler so dat you can hastily trim your nose shorter as necessary, in order to conceal da visible signs of your deceitfulness).

How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving, plus he has a diploma from pinocchial school. :P

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

School

A worthless 6 hours in your life.that you will forget when you are about 30

NO ONE LIKES SCHOOL

by Kidacrossedthestreet November 13, 2019

alexandra primary school

Good school before 2021. Still a great school ngl.
The principal changed :(

No gangs, gangsters, fights. Basically no one ever got a detention. Walao if u get detention u made history in alps.
Its fine cuz we got a music kingdom. School uniform rocks btw. Really hot and beautiful. With that light blue sailor suit and the grey pants/ skirt. Teachers mostly rock. Subs are...ok ig...

Alexandra primary school is such a good school.

by CupofDailyTea February 6, 2024

Stockdale High School

The most diverse school in Bakersfield, California. Filled with e-boys and e-girls, jocks, druggies, asians, a police officer that cheated on their wife for a school counselor, and the popular kids that peak in high school. Kids from here either become really successful and go to their dream university or become losers that stay in Bakersfield to smoke pot everyday and work a 9-5 job. They’re also very culturally inclusive and LGBTQ+ supportive. They love the BLM movement and not a lot of racists go to this school.

I love and hate stockdale high school at the same time. It’s just filled with a bunch of weirdos

by Godlystaff June 17, 2020

school

stupidest time of our life xD!

Me and my friends- school really sucks!

by LilMermaidKatie November 16, 2019

rusty school bus

While in the process of looking for a school bus, poop and roll over someone as in to mimic a tire

Bro I was railin her while she was googling busses and naturally the rusty school bus came out of the bag of tricks.

by Dursty February 17, 2017