Shit

Vulgar version of the word defecate, sometimes used interchangeably with the word poo, however most times you can find it being used to show that you are unpleasantly surprised by an event.

It also makes for a good summary of Candace Owens' personality

"Hold on I gotta take a shit real quick"
"Ah shit, I think mom found the cum sock"
"Man, the ending of GOT was kinda shit"

by ReetusNeetusDefines October 3, 2021

Shit Canoe

The bowel movement that happens after anal sex.

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe

by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018

Donkey shit

A person that is bad at cod or a person named Michael

Michael is donkey shit at the game

by 2koldd November 12, 2020

pop your shit

to pop your shit is to go out on the town and show how good you look and feel, can also be used to explain popping ur butt out.

to get over that man you need to get to the club tonight and pop your shit!

by sneakyseventeen November 4, 2025

shit

the stuff that comes out of your asshole

Guy 1 : I just took a fat shit.
Guy 2 : Nice.
Guy 1: No, it wasn't.

by ihatemylife_triple_eight December 15, 2021

Shit the bed

The Jaguars 2018 season

After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.

by Waldomarty November 26, 2018

Shit Head

When one drugs someone else, takes their scalp off, then proceeds to dedicate on their exposed skull. Then, now this is the important part, the scalp is then stitched back on and the victim is tucked into bed.

Man Tony’s head ACTUALLY smells of shit! I can’t believe it! He’s actually a Shit Head!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019