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paperbag man

Paperbag man is a fictional superhero who has no gender besides being called a poobah, other attributes consists of, being horny 24/7, being able to eat planets, hes eaten out gods ass and said it tasted like cheese he also ate out satan's ass and said it tasted like cheese with texas Pete, he can suck the soul out of a slim jim,hes a strong advocate for fish rights, and Is possible a woman,on another note he is more powerful than any hero or villain(he ass fucked spawn),his outfit contains a magical bulletproof paperbag, magic bulletproof underwear,and magic pink cowboy boots,this hero can be located in los Santos.
Person 1: hey have you heard of paperbag man.
Person 2: yeah isn't he the grass dealer?
Person 1: (sexual bear noises)
Person 2:(is fucking dead)
by Idiotcowboy69 September 17, 2021
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Bird Man

"Have you ever heard of the bird man, Ronnie Wood?"

"Who hasn't!?"

Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"
by RodTargent October 16, 2018
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Man-child

Lori’s husband is a man-child.
by Shlomo Schwartz August 1, 2021
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Man child

Carlos Duran of Lincoln Park MI
Grown man that acts like he’s 18
Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!

Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.
by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023
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Man stain

A stain made from man fluids
When I woke up from an orgasmic dream, there was a huge man stain all over my sheets
by Beatlesfan18 September 16, 2019
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man web

A man web is an urban term referencing a man's anus. It is said to have originated during the gay club boom of the 1980's. The term references the spider-like appearance of the wrinkles surrounding the anus.
Wow, that guy is so hot, my man web just got wet.
by Manweblover September 18, 2017
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5 man gang

5 man gang means 5 men who get an extreme amount of bitches
Jimmy and his 4 friends are considered a 5 man gang
by binnaboy April 21, 2022
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