Paperbag man is a fictional superhero who has no gender besides being called a poobah, other attributes consists of, being horny 24/7, being able to eat planets, hes eaten out gods ass and said it tasted like cheese he also ate out satan's ass and said it tasted like cheese with texas Pete, he can suck the soul out of a slim jim,hes a strong advocate for fish rights, and Is possible a woman,on another note he is more powerful than any hero or villain(he ass fucked spawn),his outfit contains a magical bulletproof paperbag, magic bulletproof underwear,and magic pink cowboy boots,this hero can be located in los Santos.
Person 1: hey have you heard of paperbag man.
Person 2: yeah isn't he the grass dealer?
Person 1: (sexual bear noises)
Person 2:(is fucking dead)
Person 2: yeah isn't he the grass dealer?
Person 1: (sexual bear noises)
Person 2:(is fucking dead)
by Idiotcowboy69 September 17, 2021
Get the paperbag manmug. "Have you ever heard of the bird man, Ronnie Wood?"
"Who hasn't!?"
Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"
"Who hasn't!?"
Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"
by RodTargent October 16, 2018
Get the Bird Manmug. Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!
Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.
Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.
by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023
Get the Man childmug. by Beatlesfan18 September 16, 2019
Get the Man stainmug. A man web is an urban term referencing a man's anus. It is said to have originated during the gay club boom of the 1980's. The term references the spider-like appearance of the wrinkles surrounding the anus.
by Manweblover September 18, 2017
Get the man webmug. by binnaboy April 21, 2022
Get the 5 man gangmug. 