faggot ass mother fucker

Some queer son of a bitch that is 1. Hittin on you in the bar, or 2. Hittin on your girl and you're gonna beat the living shit out of him.

"Get the fuck away from me you faggot ass mother fucker!" "Get the fuck away from my girl you faggot ass mother fucker!"

by Adam "Oscar" Price December 14, 2005

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010

face down ass up

The most simple instructions for the new cummer in the "fabulous" community

"Face down ass up - bitch", said Bubba to his new cellmate.

by PrisonGuard April 5, 2007

bitch ass potatoe face

someone who is being an ass at the moment.

"you bitch ass potatoe face EXTRA BUTTER!"

by Stephanie Pauley July 16, 2008

i fucked you in the ass

This term is a form of saying i pawned you or dominated over you.

*2 guys playing cards*
Guy 1: Damn I Lost.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, I fucked you in the ass.

by screamxmayday January 8, 2011

rip roaring red ass

When you have the shits really bad and your asshole gets red from whiping it so much.

Shit dude, I have a rip roaring red ass.

by zack February 23, 2003

diamond in a billie goats ass

something that is very shiny or that sticks out , obvious

More shiney than a Diamond in a Billie Goats Ass.. Like nice wheels on a crappy old car.

by Bob Ce February 25, 2007