You’re fired!

A culturally iconic phrase that is now a widely felt sentiment being expressed toward the TV icon who popularized it, the 45th President of the United States.

The jig is up, Putin’s Pussy, you’re fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

your mom is

the most versatile and most dangerous phrase

boy a: yo! your mom is gay

boy b: hey man not cool

by yeet man 09670760760876 March 12, 2021

pull your trigger

Stick a finger down your throat and make yourself puke. Mostly done when drunk and feeling like shit.

I was so fucked up last night, I had to pull my trigger before I drove home.

by ajiggy October 23, 2003

get your ring busted

To get fucked in the ass

Girl: Im on my period baby we cant fuck.
Dude: The hell we cant, do you want to get your ring busted.

by Der-Fuhrer December 14, 2010

doodling your noodle

To play with one's self; masturbation. Term is specifically used when talking about Asians.

Sam: Dean were you doodling your noodle to BustyAsianBeauties.com??

by Sam Winchesterr February 21, 2011

stubbing your toe

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.

1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan

by The fictionary June 24, 2014

cross your fingers

Something you do when hoping for a favorable outcome. You want luck on your side.

"Cross your fingers that you picked the right numbers for the lottery."

by SuperBAW August 7, 2014