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Water Sealing 

The act of taking superglue and filling the tip of the penis to create a water tight seal.
Jason was into gooning so naturally the next step was water sealing
Water Sealing by Bo Gas Ki June 28, 2025

Water Rape 

When you are at a steakhouse, being charged for water, and they continuously bring you waters without telling you they are charging you for them.
Why is my tab so much money, was I water raped?
Water Rape by Devin Hurdle July 5, 2025

Water Bucket Release 

A finishing blow to end off an intimate sex session. This first begins as sexual intercourse while wearing a turquoise shirt and jeans. When you’re about to buss, immediately jump up into the air as you yell “Water Bucket Release!” at the top of your lungs, and begin expelling every bodily fluid possible onto your partner as you land on them. This includes semen, saliva, snot, urine, blood, sweat, tears, vomit, and possibly even breast milk. If the following are done all at once, please get some fucking help.
Ex. Ryan came home furious after failing his muntology quiz, so I hit him with a Water Bucket Release to help him cool off. He seemed much better.

Water shandy 

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.
I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.
Water shandy by Pauleich August 2, 2025

Water shandy 

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.
I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.
Water shandy by Pauleich August 2, 2025

Water bogger 

Wtf bro you really
wtf bro it’s not even water it’s a bogger you dumb ass piece of paper water bogger ass