A girl who is suprisingly difficult to describe with a few words. She is always caring, always loving and incredibly kind hearted. She is so beautiful that no word known to man can even start to encapture the degree to which she is perfect. She is known for her ability to drop jaws and make hearts skip a beat.
When I see Christi van Lill my mind struggles to realise that I am in fact awake and not only dreaming, one day I hope to make her part of my reality!
by ekDinkPartykeer September 11, 2014

the name of a teacher, generally teaches APCSA. Thinks they are good, but is DOGSHIT. Can't code for shit and tells people what to do. But it is all sood since she has a FAT ASS!!!
Van Slyke: How did you do on the AP exam, my average score is a 4
Random white kid who can't code for shit and was in her class and never passed a single test(Ethan): STFU you FAT bitch, it is probably a one.
Van Slyke: Maybe, but I can still make a constructor
Random white kid who can't code for shit and was in her class and never passed a single test(Ethan): STFU you FAT bitch, it is probably a one.
Van Slyke: Maybe, but I can still make a constructor
by chink447 July 30, 2019

A person who's really confident , loves to go out and have a good time. A very hot male that flirts a lot and is very good looking. Very strong and smart. Has the best personality, very funny, and a great sense of humor. Lovable and good looking male. That would do anything for the ones he loves and he has a big sense of pride that makes him into a great man.
by Aria_Sun November 22, 2021

A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.
"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"
"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"
"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"
by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021

Person1 “Yo did you see josh wearing those vans?”
Person 2 “yeah you know what that means... small dick
Person 2 “yeah you know what that means... small dick
by Knows what I’m talking about October 30, 2019

by Calf_Man September 14, 2019

A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!
Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?
by embrymavrik January 22, 2017
