awkward turtle 

a motion with the hands done during an awkward moment.

you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion

Will you marry me?

what??? NO!

awkward turtle...

awkward turtle by hellomoto1234321 October 26, 2008

thristy turtle 

IN the action of recieving oral sex. It is when instead of ejaculating the male urinates in the females mouth.

Bo-You are giving a great blow job
Tilla-Thanks cum for me
Bo-I did-hehe
Tilla-Is that piss
Bo-Indeed it is the Thristy Turtle
Tilla-*PUKE*

thristy turtle by Alabaster Blowjob November 6, 2007

lactating turtle 

an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think

"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"

lactating turtle by dairon December 18, 2008

sea turtle mouth 

In the popular YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle

Random guy:hey don't look up sea turtle mouth

Guy: ok I Won't

A few minutes later

Guy: ok let see what he was talking about

sea turtle mouth by Blaster80 February 3, 2018

Embracing The Turtle

To engage and specificaly indulge ones self in the illicit act of smoking wacky tobacky, herb, marijuana, or hash hishe.

Bartholomuel and I were rather discombobulated after a long evening of Embracing The Turtle.

Embracing The Turtle by MP Schott August 24, 2007

awkward turtle 

The "Awkward Turtle" is used during the present moment of a situation at hand. You may use it under the table at a diner outing to relieve some of the awkward tension, or on your way to the restroom as you excuse yourself from the awkward moment. The Awkward Turtle is also used in conjunction with the Awkward Antlers when re-telling the aforementioned events.

In the Situation: As you hug your Ex, you do the awkward turtle behind his back.

awkward turtle by JesChel August 26, 2006

The Turtle 

Where you are hitting a girl from the back while shes under a coffee table, her head going in and out of the other side. On a stroke sending her out of the other side you hit her over the head with a wooden spoon!

Howard Mendenjensenden had his name immortalized when he pulled off "The Turtle"

The Turtle by Grafzedd September 19, 2009