bum google

It is like a pocket dial but instead you end up online surfing without knowing it

My phone bum googled last night

by DJ Jungle Jen June 18, 2014

Google

A machine for answers. Best search engine in the world. A lot of people use it to cheat on tests. They don't get away with it, most of the time. Don't cheat kids.

If you're not google, stop acting like you know everything.

by JustinTheBeiver September 22, 2017

Googling

The act of searching the internet using the world's most powerful search engine "Google.com". Mostly used to look up very specific erotic fetish videos and pictures.

I was Googling "Blue Waffle"... Man, I'll never do that again.

by Wikipedia Bot 1179 January 21, 2020

Hey Google define daddy

When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.

Hey Google define daddy.
Google: just stick it in there.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)

Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick

by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021

google irony

something faggots say as a bitch ass rebuttal to an overwhelmingly cunning and funny statement

“hey you’re kinda gay”
“gOoGLe iRonY😎”
translation
“hey you’re kinda gay”
“i have brain damage”

by 1:11AM July 2, 2019

Google

A place where you can look up whatever the fuck you want in seconds.

Nerd:What do you look up for the project?
Jock: Nothing I just googled some porn.

by I'm A Nobody September 5, 2016