by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004
by theboyos April 04, 2013
Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!
Spermy desires a penis, you see.
In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.
He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile
Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.
Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy desires a penis, you see.
In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.
He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile
Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.
Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB
Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.
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Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.
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by QuickDick the Terrible February 05, 2010
Driving super slow and swerving back and forth in your own lane, while completely sober, usually passing around a hand-rolled cigarette as well, in an attempt to see how many times you can get pulled in a certain time frame.
by B June 30, 2004
A person who conceals the truth, conjures inaccurate facts, or avoids answering questions appropriately in a poor fashion
A bad liar
Someone who lies or hides truths poorly
A bad liar
Someone who lies or hides truths poorly
I saw Kyle making out with Marge in the break room, and then when I asked him about it he said he didn't. He is such a lying fish.
by LadyAlkro January 15, 2011
person 1:you know Joanna ?
person2:yeah.why!?
person1: shes such a floppy fish.
person1:she always ditches plans.
person2:yeah.why!?
person1: shes such a floppy fish.
person1:she always ditches plans.
by collin hassler January 20, 2012
mystery fish is another word for a gross vagina. Its any girl that has been around and possibly contracted an std. You have no clue where she has been or who she has been with, therefore she could be called "mystery fish"
by hcmhcxmc March 10, 2008