Dutch Bros. Kid

A “popular” teenager who drinks Dutch Bros. excessively, but surprisingly seems relatively thin. Usually despised by people with any amount of intelligence because of their annoying voice and immature actions. They think they’re all that, but they really aren’t. They can somehow drink two medium Dutch drinks before 9 am.

Look at that Dutch Bros. Kid over there isn’t she so annoying!

How is it possible that someone can consume that many sugary drinks before first period.

by ThatChev September 22, 2019

Dutch Dirt Devil

Putting two fingers in your nose (one per hole) while giving a blowjow, thus grasping for breath while breathing in.

Man 1: "What's wrong with Vicky? She just came back from the toilet looking blue like a smurf!"
Man 2: "My bad! I just layed a Dutch Dirt Devil on her."
Man 1: "Bet the toilet room floor looks clean as hell!"

by MacHout June 16, 2014

Dutch pole vault

Inserting a tube anally to relieve flatulence

I haven’t farted for a week so I scheduled a Dutch pole vault.

by Jerdie September 23, 2020

Dutch Rat Trap

Shoving a gerbil or rat (or any other small rodent) inside of one's anus.

Austin had to go to the hospital because he did a Dutch Rat Trap last night.

by Poonslayer200016 October 30, 2015

Double Dutch Brusher

Similar to it's more sexually explicit cousin, the double dutch rudder, the double dutch brusher requires a combined effort between two people to help each other brush their teeth. If you apply the concept of the dutch rudder to brushing ones teeth, then when each partner performs the act on the other you have yourself a double dutch brusher.

Megan:Brush my teeth, BITCH.
Zach: Ok, but only if you'll return the favor.
Megan: Deal.
Zach: Change of plan... Only if we brush each others teeth simultaneously double dutch brusher style.

by ADHD_yesPlease September 12, 2010

double dutch that ass

While doing doggy style sex the man crosses his arms in front then smacks the right butt cheek with the left hand and the left butt check with the right hand. While screaming double Dutch

Man sees a bountiful ass walking down the street and turns to his friend and says

“Ted I would totally double Dutch that ass”

by Roadhouse Chic February 7, 2018

Flying Dutch Oven

When a passenger and/or pilot sharts in a small airplane that already had questionable air quality.

I was already scared shitless from flying in that flying coffin, then this bearded dude made it infinitely worse with an epic Flying Dutch Oven and I was almost suffocated.

by Liberal Joe January 17, 2019