A Robert is a drug addict.
by BOB the yeet17 October 19, 2020
Get the Robertmug. by Marketparrakeet January 30, 2022
Get the Robertmug. Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.
Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
Get the Robertmug. by Roberta69 April 7, 2025
Get the Robert Creedlesonmug. Robert;
He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
by Dopetasticbkicks June 10, 2019
Get the Robertmug. Is a charming mfer will steal ur womans heart while ur in jail and through the dick to her and is from Glasgow KY goes by red mercer
by Prince's charming July 18, 2022
Get the robert mercermug.