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Milking machine

When a man bends over with his arms pulled back, holding hands for that extra romance as the woman behind him uses a tube top or some other method to keep her breasts pressed together for the man's dick to lay snug between for her to extract every last drop, going as far as to rim him or suck on his balls to make sure to wring out every drop like a milking machine at a stud farm.
"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*
by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023
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adopted milk

the meanest thing you can call someone
by redfenix March 9, 2023
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Milk and cookies

When a woman (or man) places a cookie between their butt cheeks and pours milk down their back while the other person eats the cookie.
I'm going to give you some milk and cookies you'll never forget.
by Just_nasty July 30, 2011
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Drinking Milk

When a group of male caucasians decide to meet and hang out.
Oh I'm just drinking milk.

Hey, why are you always drinking milk.
by Ron Tanaka January 25, 2011
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birds milk

When you milk a bird and you need to use tweezers to extract the sweet goodness because birds nipples are quite small (and tasty!)
CAUTION: BIRD DRIES OUT AFTER A GLASS (approx. 8 0z.)
Wow, I just milked my bird. And now I have good nutricious birds milk! time to make some bird cheese! thanks paulie!!
by Ayrad Lehcar September 3, 2007
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milk sock

Douse an old sock in milk. Toss the sock under an enemy's couch and sooner or later it will stank up their house.

To be used for a prank.
Tommy is such a prick, I'm gonna get him with a milk sock.
by out in the field November 7, 2005
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Milk Handles

A derogatory term for a set of boobs big enough to hang on to.
Dayyyyymmmmm check out that girls Milk Handles!!!
by Jay-Sauce February 3, 2010
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