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google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.
Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.
by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022
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google

where you can search up anything
My name is google if you don't know me well then ....... your weird
by cooll123 November 16, 2021
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google

contains all the secrets of the internet and the world. nothing is safe.
by khallie September 9, 2019
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Google Graveyard

The place where every Google project except the search engine, YouTube or Gmail will end on eventually.

As of April 2024, it has 293 graves, from a few months young to as long as the entire company existed at the time.
Don't bother learning to use Google XXX, it's getting discontinued and buried in the Google Graveyard eventually.
by NEG997 March 22, 2024
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Google Play Games

An aplication that might be installed in a device or is already there by Google company. This app offers recommended games to try (50% are boring as hell) and games with their own achievements.

The shitty part about it is that is full of uninterested, tasteless usernames that cheat through the Learderboard while like some fucking cowards: they play things like Hay Day , Candy Crush, or any video game +100 achievements and have a ninja profile.

{Or probably XP cheating}
-Dude I got 2.758.573.052,54 score on Google Play Games Learderboard while having the name "BonelessGamer39".
- KYS.
by anonymous December 29, 2021
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Google

A search engine bent on taking over planet earth someday very soon...
Google knows all... Hehehehe
by ArtemisWolfe December 9, 2016
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Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
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