Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring, 3-6-2-4-3-6, hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Oh yeah
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, woo
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
(Done dirt cheap)
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
(Done dirt cheap)
Do anything you want me to
(Done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds)
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
(Done dirt cheap)
Yeah

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

by Death Menace August 16, 2023

dirt

Lile a shress, but out of style, a bad colour or otherwise unsuitable for wear.

'Do you like my new shress?'
'Shress? Girl, that's a dirt and you know it.'

by STGK September 26, 2009

^dirt

Something said in comments to confuse people and make them look it up in the urban dictionary. Also known as a made up word and a successful troll. Also known as ^dirt

Jacquelyn Webber posted on Coltens post this morning ^dirt and after a long time of searching with Allison and Chloe they decided to check ^dirt on urban dictionary before deciding it was time to call it quits.

by MurderBlade March 21, 2017

Zoo dirt

The combined smell of all the outdoor animal asses coming from a single point.

Skyler ass smells like zoo dirt.

by Jcougar12 October 18, 2023

Dirt

Anthony Tomas Izzo aka Tewna, Twan

A boy who is dirt. He likes to play with tuna in the sea and he also doesnt shave for like 40 days which also makes him dirt. So obviously, he's dirt.

by Stevie Hammond April 19, 2005

Dirt Box

When a dick head has nothing better to do then walk around town in speedos.

When TAFE isn't working out for you and your dad is refusing to return your texts, by exposing your Dirt Box to the entire world in some weird desperate attempt to get strangers to give you money by showing off your body to pay for your credit card and Botox.

by mrlister22 September 25, 2018

Dirt whore

A nasty bitch who surrounds herself with rescuers in the hopes to use them even if it means she only gets a kids happy meal without the toy and still feels like she's won. A BOTTOM FEEDER

Hot mess you are a dirt whore.

by Gage101 March 31, 2019