gorilla biscuit

Someone who has just tripped and fallen over like a felled tree. Must land face down, arms out to the sides. Must stay in gorilla biscuit position for several seconds. Grunt is optional.

Saw a dude do a grunting gorilla biscuit in Walmart today.

Oh man, I did a gorilla biscuit with grunt in the aisle at Walmart today.

by nadya_who December 14, 2009

Biscuit Boy

That one kid who everyone considers a potential school shooter and has made it no secret that he has a hit list. He may be physically weaker than the rest of the kids in his grade, and he's ready to demonstrate who's really in charge.

Carl: Hey, did you here what Paul did yesterday?
Vanessa: Yeah, heard Biscuit Boy brought his gun to school.
Carl: I guess I'll stay on his good side, than.

by FriedJam April 17, 2019

risk it to get the biscuit

not to get anything without taking a chance. In other words: no risk, no reward

I won't make it to the finish, I don't wanna even try. Look on the bright side dawg, let's risk it to get the biscuit.

by conjuror1 November 12, 2009

last biscuit bandit

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.

"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".

by Alpaca Lenny February 6, 2005

air biscuits and gravy

A wet air biscuit.

Beware, chili dogs and beer always wind up as air biscuits and gravy.

by G-cubed August 22, 2011

busted can of biscuits

A fat person busting out of some tight clothes. Esp. fat women with pasty white rolls hanging out. Resembling when you first open a can of pre-made biscuits.

Who's the fat girl in the tube top? I don't know, but she looks like a busted can of biscuits.

by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

Biscuits and Gravy Platter

When you blow a load on a pair of boobs- so they get covered in your warm, white, creamy gravy and you proceed to titty fuck the pair of boobs with your man sausage. So it looks like a fresh biscuits and gravy platter.

Man I got so faded last night. I think I asked the bartender if I could give her a fresh hot biscuits and gravy platter!

by Daddypengy July 25, 2018