A sexual act akin to Cleveland Steamer or Bilbo Baggins. Also a dessert item.
Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties
Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.
Serve while warm.
Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties
Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.
Serve while warm.
Little Susie- Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise treats sure were good!
Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?
Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...
Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?
Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...
by Lynn Bollmeier May 21, 2009
"After that cubic shit im not surprised" came from a video made by MegaCapitalG on January 30, 2017 about how the Yu-Gi-Oh community is "Toxic". After this video was made, multiple Yu-Gi-Oh Youtubers followed up with a video disagreeing with his opinions and one by the name of Glasgowygo, another Yu-Gi-Oh Youtuber, made a video debunking his claims. In MegaCapitalG's video, he said his main reason for making the video was because someone commented "After that cubic shit im not surprised". This came from the countless amount of videos he made on a deck called Cubics, mainly hyping the deck and showing off what the deck can do. Shortly afterwards, many viewers started commenting on his videos the same quote "After that cubic shit im not surprised" and has now became a meme on his channel and in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community.
by Celza May 17, 2017
Following a Munging session and prior to brushing your teeth you french kiss someone without telling them what you have been doing.
I was on my way home when I ran into Diane so I couldn't resist giving her a Sneaky Pierre Mung Share Surprise.
by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 29, 2006
Person 1: hehe no one will find this defintion
Person 2: Is this it?
Person 1: WHA- Im surprised you found this...
Person 2: Is this it?
Person 1: WHA- Im surprised you found this...
by IconicFlame June 09, 2021
For one or several male(s) to ejaculate in a glass cup, then break the cup and use it to shank somebody, the surprise is that nobody will see it coming.
When Roy was rejected by that girl in the club, he proceeded to prepare and administer a bukake shank combi surprise to said girl.
by Plug3 April 05, 2011
Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.
by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009
Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise
I was getting ready to fuck this Korean whore. She wanted me to wear a condom. I said no. She said you promise to pull out. I said yes I will withdraw. I was enjoying fucking her and shot my cum into her tight sweet pussy making a Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise.
by Asianpoker January 28, 2022