Potato Salad Thread

When an online discussion deviates from the original topic and you end up talking about something totally unrelated.

So much for getting advice on fixing my car, this really turned into a potato salad thread.

by Belly Slap September 22, 2016

Lumpy Dick Salad

The dick you get after you jack off to games too hard, especially VALVe.

I have a deformed lumpy dick salad.

by Erkpwnzall August 27, 2012

WHAT ABOUT SALAD?

If someone says something you don't understand or just don't want to answer, a common thing the hip generation does is say "WHAT ABOUT SALAD?"

Acting like they didn't hear what they said.

Irrelevant person:"Do you wanna see my earwax collection?"
You: "WHAT ABOUT SALAD?"

by CUZYOLOLOLZ August 16, 2012

fruit loop salad

Pouring many different tasting/colored lubrication into bodily cavities than cumming into it, allowing ample time for semen to harden. Than once the mixture is complete. Forcing you're slut to drink/eat it.

holy shit girl, you look like you just had a fruit loop salad

by I MAKE WAFFLEZ February 17, 2010

Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.

How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015

toss another's salad

to pleasure another by licking his or her anus

hey baby, I wanna toss your salad

by salad tongs March 6, 2005

tossing his salad

syn. for 'eating out/licking his asshole'

She was tossing his salad until the taste made her barf.

by King Shit January 18, 2003