Queer as a lemonade sandwich 

1. a person who is very odd
2. a person who is very gay

Yeah, didn't you know - he's as queer as a lemonade sandwich!

Queer as a lemonade sandwich by ytsirk nosnibor February 4, 2010

mayonnaise sandwich 

The sexual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejactulation, releases his semen between her butt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.

That bitch didn't want me to cum on her face, so I gave her a mayonnaise sandwich

mayonnaise sandwich by JJJ December 19, 2004

Poo Sandwich 

When something doesn't sit well in your stomache, when it doesn't taste right, when you can't face eating/drinking something because you feel i'll or for whatever reason

After last nights drinking mission this afternoons pint is going down like a poo sandwich

Poo Sandwich by Spencer Richardson April 4, 2006

Man Sandwich 

When you use all the lunch-meats in one sandwich.

-Who ate all the lunchmeat?!
-Relax, I made a man sandwich.

Man Sandwich by Nirvalica February 13, 2010

cheese sandwich 

insertion of a lactating nipple into ones spread open butt cheeks.

oh thats cool, ask her for a cheese sandwich

cheese sandwich by virtual raine August 8, 2010

go make me a sandwich 

A phrase commonly said to a bitch by her master when he (or she) is hungry.

Master: yo ho, go making me a motherfucking sandwich!

go make me a sandwich by White Sox Rule June 4, 2004

jan sandwich 

The act of two people having sex with sean's mom.

Beau and Erik high fived while sharing a jan sandwich.

jan sandwich by etrain May 31, 2004