comes from the term "couch potato". means someone who is completely lazy in terms of sex and does absolutely nothing, leaving their partner to do all the work.
person number one: so...me and hailey had sex last night
person number two: really? how was it?
person number one: awful. she was such a sex potato.
person number two: really? how was it?
person number one: awful. she was such a sex potato.
by vampiregurl98 December 15, 2013
Get the Sex Potatomug. The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'
by SirDumpsalot January 3, 2009
Get the Crusty Potatomug. n. A starchy fictional food, looks like glue, or diarrhea. In fiction, it is manifestly made from mashing potatoes (peeled or unpeeled), or sometimes baked, potatoes with a ricer, fork or potato masher.
In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato.
See also Wonka Bar.
In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato.
See also Wonka Bar.
by Some wise guy aha! August 16, 2009
Get the mashed potatoesmug. 1) A little bug that rolls in on itself when threatened. Kind of cute. It is a conscientious objector - it only defends itself.
2) Also, people have been known to refer to other people by this name - it's crazy, I know.
2) Also, people have been known to refer to other people by this name - it's crazy, I know.
1) Aw, look. When I blew on that lil' potato bug, it rolled in on itself.
2) (person referring to another person) You're a potato bug.
2) (person referring to another person) You're a potato bug.
by IspyAbass September 18, 2009
Get the potato bugmug. a potato war is a battle consisting of 2 sides in which the 2 sides throw potatoes at the other. The two sides will usually buy the potatoes from any local grocery while getting angry looks and threats from old ladies and subway workers prior to the war. There are no rules in a potato war, although it would be ill advised to throw below the belt, but it is a risk you take because of the comedic effects that ensue.
Instead of going to the movies, we went behind henry's and had the first of what will be many potato wars.
by Jordan T Lee July 5, 2007
Get the potato warmug. Is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and Garbage lifting. Is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into Shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting "my belly button feels warm, my belly button feels warm". If you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.
<Dude 1> Dude! we've got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!
by Hanwastheonlyshooter7 March 23, 2017
Get the potato wizardmug. A sexual experience characterized by the insertion of a freshly boiled (peeled) Noorländsk Mandel potato in the rectum. The peeled skins are then chopped finely and via a catheter introduced into the erect penis. Is also known as a Dundrum express.
by Godblessyoufellows June 16, 2018
Get the Swedish Potatomug.