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Grinch Porn

While it might be stated, "the Grinch is always naked," implying that all Grinch-related media is Grinch porn, the truth is much bleaker. Grinch Porn is an actual thing, where a dude dressed as the Grinch bumps uglies with a chick in costume as a resident of Whoville.
"I feel the depravity of man weighing heavily upon my soul. I will embrace it and Google for Grinch Porn."
by 1BadMF July 28, 2018
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Porn Jackings

Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.
Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.
by orangon September 6, 2013
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porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.
"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"
by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017
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porn phone

A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.
I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”
by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019
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Disney Porn

Disney Channel shows/movies where they have "hawwt" guys/girls starring in them for 12 year olds to gawk at
Omg did you watch camp rock the other night ?! Major disney porn !
by @Georgiabuttons December 14, 2009
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porn pain

the pain in the reproductive organs a porn addict gets when he has been cut off of his supply weather this is psychosomatic or physical is yet to be seen by modern science mostly because the said person with this pain cant talk about it because if info got out of the addicts pain it would probably get to the ears of his or her roommates which are most like his or her parents
porn addict: hey doctor i was cut of from my Asian milf porn and now i got the porn pain.
doctor:er um maybe you should get a girlfriend.
by splashlog September 19, 2010
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porn sack

a scrotum that has been shaved clean of all hair and contains large testicles
All girls love a good porn sack.
by Überschwanz April 26, 2007
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