trade paint 

Collide with another car.

If you get any closer to that car, you two will trade paint.

trade paint by Doug Newman July 3, 2007

Ass Paint 

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.

Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.

Ass Paint by FunnyMrBiggs August 23, 2011

goth points

what you get for anything that could be considered goth

kid: OMG!!! you totally get fifty thousand goth points for that vampire outfit!!!
goth: fuck you.

goth points by gothman June 20, 2008

pointy elbows 

A stock reply to the question of whether a woman is hot. Either the guy is being sarcastic, or he is gay.

Guy1: Dude, I would so hit Jessica Alba multiple times until she cried for mercy.
Guy2: Meh, she has pointy elbows.

pointy elbows by FuzzyBB July 19, 2009

stir the paint 

Having sex with a woman while she's on her period.

Stir the paint is having sex with a woman while she's on her period, not one her period--ON her period fucknuts!

stir the paint by Rocket1 March 12, 2012

painted lady

A painted lady is basically a fancy term for a whore

Another fancy word is concubine :D

omg dude lets go get some effin painted lady's

painted lady by cmanns May 3, 2008

internet points 

The "points" on reddit.com, also known as upvotes and downvotes.

Every post on reddit.com gets "internet points."

internet points by Benedict Cumberbatch October 22, 2013