serenity prayer 

Dear God, please grant me the Serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to know the difference.

Sometimes when no one else is listening, I recite the serenity prayer to myself and remember that God is always listening.

serenity prayer by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018

Shepherds prayer 

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

The famous prayer that the brothers in the boondock saints say before killing an important mob boss.

Man, the shepherds prayer was so cool when they killed that one guy...i wish i knew it...

Shepherds prayer by BAMFzfs September 11, 2009

pimps prayer 

The prayer you say when your ho is acting out.

Pimps Prayer: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Oh Lord, so that she may learn a hoes place. Amen.

pimps prayer by luvharrypotter15 August 14, 2011

playfriend 

A friend who is not a real friend.

I walked back to my desk unexpectedly and there was my playfriend sitting at my desk, feet propped up and eating my food!

playfriend by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2019

Played 

Made a fool of, chumped, taken advantage of.

Played by Droopy August 7, 2003

played out 

What you call something when you're sick of seeing/hearing about it; usually something that used to be popular. When something loses its intrigue.

Me: "The Kardashians are so played out."
You: "Yeah, and don't forget about the Jenners."
Me: "I wish I could."

played out by burtmacklin February 25, 2015

Players Curse 

When you have treated girls like a game and when you start having kids you only have girls.

Man1: Did you hear that he's having wife's pregnant with their third girl.
Man2: It must be when he was younger, that damn players curse

Players Curse by toitgus March 11, 2019