When a girl is giving a man a blow job, but instead of swallowing she spits it in his eye and kicks him in the shin so he's blind in one eye and hopping around as if with a peg leg.
by arrrr_matey September 6, 2013
Get the reverse dirty piratemug. This curse is the worst of curses. It is cautioned to avoid this at all costs. The only way to obtain this curse is by looking at his treasure map whenever you get the chance. The map is most often found under plates. It is highly advised to pick up the plate and read it.
Kyle: You need to look at the map!
Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.
Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.
by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016
Get the The curse of Pirate Piggymug. We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free We’ll kick your ass And rape your lass Somalian pirates we So with a yo ho ho And with a yee hee hee We take to the African sea We’ll brave the squalls And bust your balls Somalian pirates we We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree We’ll cut off your ears And break your toes And make you drink our pee And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree We’ll take your boat Set your ass afloat Somalian pirates we With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho) And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do) We’ll shoot you in the face with glee Then we’ll cut off your cock And feed it to a croc Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we
by john_Dick December 17, 2019
Get the Somalian pirates wemug. A kind of lego that is designed to be used in only a single way. The pieces are not multi-purpose and are hostile to uses other than for the kit that they were designed for. Original "brick" lego did not have this property.
by MurrayCurlyHair May 27, 2020
Get the space pirate legomug. When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.
by Mr. Amazon Firefighter February 25, 2009
Get the Scandinavian Spunk Piratemug. So yep … artist …
Inspiration
It’s all around
Ready to absorb
Only trouble is when the fire is out … just not feeling it .. or feeling neighbourhood watch is running double shifts again …
Original pirate material
Lock down your Ariel …
Today … the fire … it’s back …
Mysterious ways dear lord … so mysterious even I can’t make it up ….
And I have an overwhelmingly overactive imagination …
Go figure …
And new ideas … oh my …
It really is emotion that fuels this artist
Weeks of trying to light the fire
Now it’s lit …
Paint order needed me thinks …
Inspiration
It’s all around
Ready to absorb
Only trouble is when the fire is out … just not feeling it .. or feeling neighbourhood watch is running double shifts again …
Original pirate material
Lock down your Ariel …
Today … the fire … it’s back …
Mysterious ways dear lord … so mysterious even I can’t make it up ….
And I have an overwhelmingly overactive imagination …
Go figure …
And new ideas … oh my …
It really is emotion that fuels this artist
Weeks of trying to light the fire
Now it’s lit …
Paint order needed me thinks …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023
Get the Original pirate materialmug. The act of sex involving a swing, a man and a woman. The women sit on a swing with her rear hangin' off while the man stands up behind her such as the statue on the frot of a pirate ship would.
Friend: Dude i did the Bionic Seahorse last night!
You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!
Friend: Dang!
You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!
Friend: Dang!
by Adam Doordik October 1, 2009
Get the Backwards Pirate Shipmug.