dead in the head

A person of exceptionally low intelligence who fails to grasp obvious jokes made about them.

Jane has to be {dead in the head}, as when I said in her company "I am on top of most things, except Jane, here, she is ALWAYS on top of one thing."

by After_Darkness October 27, 2017

dead fish

Dolphins will masterbate with eels or dead fish.

You dead fish

by ThatOneKaydo April 12, 2022

Dead Flamingo

When Person A makes Person B stand on one leg and puts two arms up in the air in an L shaped form. Then the Person A pretends to drop something while he makes Person B pick it up. Then Person A rips a vigorous shart in Person B's face while dropping to the floor.

For our warmups yesterday I made Jamie do a dead flamingo. He didn't play the rest of the season after that one.

by CheiFChokinAH0 September 21, 2017

dead port

Like a 'port' on a computer that no longer works, even though there's a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during sex. Coined at WPI.

John: Hey, I heard you fucked that hot chick you met yesterday. Damn, she must have been good!
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.

by tedium July 1, 2005

dead tree

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower

guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree

by Anal_Warrior27 June 18, 2018

dead landopotimus

a fat lazy person who died either from marijuana or alcahol or from teh stenchy dirty room he lives in

matt died today, what a dead landopotimus

by hippy man for life February 23, 2005

tie dead

The butt ugly failed attempt at tie dying.

Heather was going for a tie dyed shirt, but ended up with a tie dead rag.

by Bambi Berkowicz October 27, 2010