ben bassett

a person who likes to stalk people and enjoys getting hit by buses (especially the buzz bus) wants ellie and girls in year 9, a person who no-one likes :D

you are a ben bassett

by my juicy milk suckers October 18, 2011

ben and jerry's

Slang for oral sex, a blow job, BJ, fellatio

Yeah he asked me for some ben and jerry's after school today since I'm ragging it.

by s0repheet January 29, 2009

ben franklin

One of the most famous of the founding fathers. He started out as a runwaway and ended up one of the most loved people in his time. he preached early to bed early to rise but was a party animal in his time. he convinced france to send troops to america to win the revolution. he invented many things such as the franklin stove and bifocals. He also proved the lightning was electricity.

Ben Franklin is on the only man on us money that wasnt a president.

by Historian1990 October 10, 2005

Ben Hodge

Benjamin Hodge (noun)
A boy who is too smart for his own good who is also a nerd and a very wierd person; puppy cutter

Ex: Ben Hodge is a puppy cutter in all honors classes and his very weird.

by Macl November 30, 2009

Ben Campbell

A child who thinks they are very cool where in reality no one likes them, they have no friends and they ride around on a scooter trying to do tricks which they can't do- also with the laugh of a peacock getting strangled.

Is that a Ben Campbell over there? Yeah it must be he looks like a mug and thinks he's cool.

by ishallnotbenamed March 10, 2017

Ben Stiller

Also known as a "Stiller" This is when you shoot a monster load into your girlfriends hair when she is asleep or passed out.

My girlfriend denied me sex, so I gave her a Ben Stiller while she was sleeping (jerked off and came in her hair). She woke up looking like Cameron Diaz in Something About Mary.

by Mark Cordeiro October 21, 2006

Ben's dick

Very big. Huge in fact. He has large hands and feet and ears, he constantly jokes about how big his penis is and you've seen the bulge. Somehow, you still didn't believe it.

Allow me to wash your fears away: Ben has a big dick. If that doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.

"How would you know Ben's dick size?"
"Wouldn't you like to know? ;)"

Ben:"Yeah, my hands and feet are huge... You know what that means..."
Friend:"Yes Ben we get it, you think you have a big dick."
Me:"Ben does have a big dick."

by Our Lord and the Saviour God September 25, 2018