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noob

Noobs are not to be confused with newbs
newbs are just new and should be taught and respected
noobs think they are pros and speak in annoying leet language and annoy others and dont wanna learn
Newb:How do i get an AK-74?
pro:you get it at lvl 100
newb:thanks

noob:101 1\/|3 R0xx0rz 11k3 F1/-\|\/|1|\|G0000!!!!G0 shútup n00ß m3 pr0!!!
pro:stop with ur annoying leet language
noob:shutup n00ß
pro:*kills noob*
noob:|-|/-\CK3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pro:*kills again*
noob:1/-\w1 U N00ß |-|/-\CK3R 1 R3P0RT3D YU0
(admin joins the game)
noob:|-|3y n00ß
admin:im no noob
admin:/kill noob
noob:*dies*
noob:HAX3RRRRRRRRRR
noob:|\/|3 PR0!!!!!
admin:/ban noob
(noob gets banned forever until they unban him)
pro:thanks u banned the noobish leetspeaker
by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer September 1, 2021
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noob

noob noob noob is a noob and sucks and cannot do stuff properly
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by Diglettttt December 4, 2018
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Noob

One who has the name of Schiavetta or contains a Schiavetta like substance. Also, one who uses the word 1337 (leet or elite) to describe themselves.
Your such a Schiavetta, just look "noob" up on Urban Dictionary.
by Rahiim January 21, 2009
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Noob

Let me show you and example of the best community in Gaming History:
#Dota 2 In Radiant
Noob:Hey guys what hero should i pick?
I am new to Dota 2 xddd
Teammate 1:сука бляяяяя
Я 100000 ммр соло

Го го го Б
Teammate 2:Go kys noob xdddddddd
Teammate 3:Putang ina mo
Tara Slardar tara b b b
Teammate 4 (in mic): *Distorted sounds of World War 2 with a girl getting raped and eating ramen while listening to Shitty Dubstep and playing minecraft* till it lags out
*Dire Victory*
by Honest Game Reviews March 19, 2017
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Noob

"dude you know that person named Bella she's such a noob"
by laukaykel November 19, 2018
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Noob

Definition: Being a beginner, bad at a game or at life in general.

Origin : Stefano
Oh my god you’re such a noob that you kinda ressemble a Stefano
by A Regular Old Guy June 5, 2020
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noob

by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011
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