Skip to main content

Cave Monster

(Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.
The cave monster named Sarver stole into the orphanage to capture young prey.
by DaBoss971 August 14, 2012
mugGet the Cave Monster mug.

Shitfaced Monster

The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.
He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!
by dddd1111 June 14, 2011
mugGet the Shitfaced Monster mug.

Swamp Monster

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”
by Sossburger January 28, 2020
mugGet the Swamp Monster mug.

cummy monster

A non fictional character played and voiced by someone normally named Sam occasionally voiced by someone named Mitch. The cummy monster will eat you is a cute way of saying...... fuck me in the ass please. Normally brought up by a faggot
The cummy monster wants to come and get you!
by THC Cummy Worms May 4, 2020
mugGet the cummy monster mug.

slude monster

"You're too small to be a sludge monster - you're just a slude monster!"
by Yui September 21, 2003
mugGet the slude monster mug.

Cookie Monster

Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?

Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
by Driver Nephi November 17, 2021
mugGet the Cookie Monster mug.

Monster hit

A song that becomes A LOT more successful than all of the other songs in the charts.
Dude, Despacito is such a monster hit, it's literally everywhere!
by Alesso October 30, 2021
mugGet the Monster hit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email