Niyah : Heyy Babyy y u dont b tmb nm ?
Jay : Myb ma I'll do better
Niyah : Mmm okayy
Jay : Y ion see fat ma nm ?
Niyah : Csss u don't b textinnn meee
Jay: Ohhh mybbbb mama
Jay : Myb ma I'll do better
Niyah : Mmm okayy
Jay : Y ion see fat ma nm ?
Niyah : Csss u don't b textinnn meee
Jay: Ohhh mybbbb mama
by Aliyahhh January 8, 2024
Get the Fat Mamug. by bricksboy69 October 19, 2015
Get the Ma mamug. Bedford is a small ass town that no one knows. Although you can drive through the town in ten minutes during the day, when there is traffic, you will want to die in the 50 minutes car ride across town. Here you can find 11 nail salons within a two minute walk of each other. You could also come to our crappy highschool and get a terrible education and probably end up doing drugs or drug deals that occur in plain sight. To make it better, you could play for an awful sports team and have no chance at getting into a good collage. Come and meet some of the worlds worst people and teachers .
A: “I need my nails done.”
B: “Come to Bedford Ma. We have 11 places to get our nails done even though u can drive through the whole town in 10 minutes, and it’s one of the smallest towns in Ma.”
B: “Come to Bedford Ma. We have 11 places to get our nails done even though u can drive through the whole town in 10 minutes, and it’s one of the smallest towns in Ma.”
by BedfordOof December 5, 2018
Get the Bedford mamug. A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
by Angel_k April 18, 2019
Get the Facebook mamug. by magorg November 24, 2021
Get the MA GORGmug. by Shreky boo my love April 14, 2017
Get the Bizzle ma nizzlemug. 