jump my line

Hit me up.

like text or call me

person one: “Jump my line”
person two: *texts person 1 or calls*

by MeMeLu July 24, 2022

Jump off

Off brand. Something showing similarities to. Knock office

Those look like Jordan’s but are actually some Jordan jump offs

by Turnt silly August 6, 2022

Wizard Jumping

In medieval times when a sorceress pulls a train on several wizards in succession.

Agatha the sorceress had a great time at the wizard's castle. All of his wizard friends were there. Agatha pulled off the wizard jumping of her life.

by Gottapee June 18, 2022

Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.

Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.

by Gottapee June 24, 2022

Jumped his bones

The act of being raped, without an rape actually occuring!

I went in there, and jumped his bones! Twice!!!

by Stillfunkywhitemonkey33 June 24, 2022

Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

national jump your bestie day

November 12th is national jump your bestie day. On this day we celebrate by jumping our best friend

girl: omg guess what! it’s november 12th! you know what that means..

bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY

girl: *jumps bestie*

by Lotuslightlili November 10, 2022