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Ski jump

When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.
She hung her head over the bed and then i ski jumped a load…
by Mik3Leo November 10, 2021
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Minnesota Jump Rope

The practice of two men pouring heat wax over eachothers foreskins and jumping to rip the foreskin off, this is an alternative way to quote "get circumcised"
Dude one: Bro have you heard Kyle and Shane did the Minnesota Jump Rope together?

Dude two: Crazy work.
by FSJK August 21, 2025
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jump-rope bitch

Someone who jumps somebody else's rope
"Yo Gordon is a jump-rope bitch."
by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022
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Take The Jump

when someones says 'Take the jump' it means taking the jump off somewhere high, so it would result in suicidal death.
mike: "just take the jump sarah!"
sarah cries as she hops off the cliff and dies
by heartsformyself August 11, 2024
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Long Jump

A phrase used to bring attention to a woman's derriere without her knowing. This was made popular in 2020 by the YouTube Algorithm (Videos in a user's Recommended) and "Men of Culture." The "Men of Culture" phrase was frequently used by those brought together to view Women's Indoor Long Jump, by the YouTube Algorithm.

The most popular video recommended by YouTube to "Men of Culture" at the time was, "Ivana Španović - Long Jump - European Indoor Championships - 03/03/2019"
Ex. 1: Yo. You seen shorty with the Long Jump?
Ex. 2: I say, chaps. That woman has a spectacular Long Jump!
Ex 3: Damn... Look at that Long Jump.
by LongJumpFan September 20, 2020
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Bungee Jump

An adventurous sexual position, similar to a Freefall, in which your girl hangs on to the edge of your dresser, face-down, suspended, while you support her hips from behind. Once you're about to cum, walk backward from the dresser until she cannot hang on any more, but to differentiate it from a Freefall, be sure to grab her hair before her head hits the ground.
My girlfriend got some awful whiplash last night as we were making love. I bungee jumped her off my dresser and I think she pulled a muscle.
by Toolkit79 April 24, 2020
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Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!
by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020
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