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Jew fro

Someone (doesn't have to be a jew) thathas a fro that sticks out to the side like there jewish hat was blocking the fro from coming out anymore so it came out the side also known as a pie head
Dylan:man steven has a jew fro
Mike:what?
Dylan:pie head
Mike:o its a shame
by Dylowned September 16, 2005
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puerto-jew

a combination of a jew and a puerto-rican. normally quite strange and/or stupid. they greatly enjoy smoking large quantities of weed outside of garages and in parks. if you meet one i reccomend sex-iing them up. they enjoy turkeyslapping
that guy from the show in the seventies, who always said he was a puerto-jew
by jingleballs May 4, 2006
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Jew Mule

A large breed of human, dressing in ties and nice clothes, similar to the attire of Slender man. They tend to sneak up and scare people without meaning to and is sometimes a real asshole, but every girl that likes anime is somewhat attracted to his physical being. Jew Mules are rather sarcastic, cannot tell jokes, and tries to "serve" people but it always backfires. His name is Latin in origin, derived from the common misconception that he is Jewish and can only do hard manual labor for pay. He likes jokes and often refers to him/herself as an ass though it is an inaccurate reference. He hates country music and therefore you will never find his cousin, the Jew at a hoedown.
JEW MULE (girls come running)
The Jew mule: The ass happy
(girls giggle)
by xXreversedspellssamewayXx February 12, 2013
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jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.
"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015
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Jew Check

A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.
Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew
by Ya boi Willy Dick September 29, 2022
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bean jew

Curly haired Portuguese guy named Bruno
Man Bruno is being such a freaking Bean Jew
by Bean jewy January 6, 2018
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Jew Liberal

A person that doesn't pay for anything in a group. Blames the system for all their self created problems. Takes advantage of others generosity.
Telling someone you bought their drinks when someone else really paid for it makes you a Jew Liberal
by Bambam6464 December 24, 2016
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