contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

Wonder Fuck

It is when you have had sex with somebody way out of your league. Something that might not ever happen again, it is like the peak of your sex like; the one time you'll always remember.

1: I was wonder fucked by Megan Fox

2: Man 1: When was your Wonder Fuck?

Man 2: When I did my wife for the first time

by 9289515257 May 17, 2011

[Panic fuck]

The act of mindlessly lashing out at another when the person feels threatened or in danger.

Beware the ambitious man, they will panic fuck you if they feel exposed.

by Ajmc6760 March 21, 2017

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Tigerland fuck

Sex act in an inconvenient place which includes two guys and two girls on a missionary position, usually in separate beds. This move is defined only as a heterosexual performance. Although often high-fives might occur between males.

Me and my friend totally tigerland fucked these two sisters in their parents' bed.

by Millievanilli September 6, 2010

fucking moron

One level of stupidity above a regular moron.
(noun) A very stupid and foolish person.

One who has an IQ score of below 20.
The Secret Service code name for Donald Trump.

Staff member: "Mr Secretary, why are you so mad at President Trump?"
Secretary Rex Tillerson: "Because he's a fucking moron."

by Kylox October 13, 2017