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Hannahs

Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with large amounts of spunk and precocious behavior. Also known as a Hanny, these majestic creatures defend themselves with the biggest part of their body: their mouths. Hannys are typically born in their natural habitat, with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks—by force of logic and a reckless imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth to prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hanny, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannys hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannys live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves plain foods with basic texture and quality. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.

Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly, love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it. Lastly, remember that Hannys are incredibly loyal and grow emotionally attached to the people around them.
Continuously note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change within the year. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. But most importantly, you must take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.
by HannahChristine0506 November 22, 2021
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Hannah Mitchell

Some ginger coon,with a dad named jared from morroco. thinks she’s a ufc fighter when’s she’s drunk but is really just a ginger spaztic
by Hannah Mitchell lover💖 October 27, 2018
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Hannah

Hannah is sporty but girly at the same time. She has a simple but cute style, and she is gorgeous. She always has her best friend by her side and if your her best friend, she treats you like royalty and tells you all her secrets. Hannah is gorgeous but doesn't think so herself. She is such a fun friend to have and loves adventure. She is smart, but not nerdy at all. Hannah is a girlfriend material and someone you will fall in love with and want to marry. She is a Christian and is super nice. She has a loving heart and doesn't get when people are mean to her because she doesn't see what she does wrong but will always want to know. She is funny and sassy and you will laugh when around her guaranteed. She talks 100 miles a minute but you'll be able to understand her when you are close to her. Hannah is amazing
omg, I LOVE Hannah.
by heyheyheyya'll November 9, 2020
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Hannah

Hannah is incredibly kind and caring; she will never let you down because she has such a warm character. She has a high level of intelligence. She is really athletic, but take caution because she constantly jumps and refuses to remain still she is kind of clumsy too. She is incredibly attractive and cute and wonderful to be around in general. She is the kind of person that everyone loves.
I want to hug Hannah
by Little cutie Lolo November 9, 2022
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Hannah

If you are friends with or dating someone named Hannah, she is probably the best person in the whole world. She is the epitome of class, grace, and beauty. She is also very sexy but can be clinically insane sometimes. LOL. anyways, she has the best laugh ever, to some it may sound like a witch. she may always have a broken tooth because she ran into a pole as a kid. overall, she is the queen!!!!!
Damn! She's so Hannah!

Is the house haunted? No, that's Hannah laughing.
by fatandsassy69 December 6, 2024
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Hannah Crouch

Hannah Crouch is wifey af. Justus needs to back off because she is Alainah’s boo thang!!!
by Skan November 24, 2021
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Hannah

A Hannah is holy. Don’t pray to god, pray to Hannah.
by Jesusbestie November 20, 2021
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