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Chris Ray Gun 

Noun.

A phrase used to refer to a single person who exists as a subset of "Schrodinger's Douchebag" whereby the person making the bigoted statements retreats from their stance and obscures their politics with the excuse that they were "just joking," except that in the case of the "Chris Ray Gun" the individual does so continuously, usually for a living (i.e. as their primary source of income). "Chris Ray Guns" make blogs, articles, internet videos, and even music or other art with the express intention of using edgy and humor to defend reactionary political stances and ridicule progressive stances. A necessary quality of the Chris Ray Gun is that they reinforce bigotry, usually by using slurs as insults while simultaneously arguing against civil rights, all because they think they're being funny.

Sometimes abbreviated to "C.R.G." and not to be confused with the common proper noun and first name "Chris."
"Have you seen the latest Chris Ray Gun video?"

"Yeah, that guy has some problems."
Chris Ray Gun by NiceQueen August 14, 2017
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Jabber Gun 

An essential tool use to increase one's emo percentage.
1 - Jerry doesn't ever write poems and cry so I bought him a jabber gun.

2 - Billy is Heel Fly, and therefore, doesn't need a jabber gun.
Jabber Gun by Bowl Weavul July 18, 2006
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fuck gun 

A gin shopping when performed from the front instead of the back.
"There's way less hair when we fuck gun instead of go gin shopping!"
fuck gun by Chester P. January 8, 2013

Jim Caviezel Gun 

A nickname for the DY357-LX in the original Perfect Dark, named thus because it produces an instant kill effect due to the shards of the true cross embedded in each shell.
Holy shit, he laid me out with the Jim Caviezel gun!
Jim Caviezel Gun by kharenzo February 3, 2007

Armenian Squirt Gun 

Where a man lays on his back and throws his hips forward thus cumming in his own mouth.
Jeff and I hooked up last night and when he was finishing he did the Armenian squirt gun.
A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.
I wouldn't believe anything this wannabe says. He says he has a shotgun, but he really has a shit gun.
shit gun by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006

machine gun 

The act of pointing your finger at someone while going "BBRRRRRRRRR you're dead!" to annoy them. Done mainly when passing a motorist.
I gave that guy a machina gun and he got pissed off because I kept doing it for ten minutes and starting throwing stuff at him. Then he beat me up
machine gun by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004